Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke.
She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her.
Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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