Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Black magic... It doesn't work.
When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.