Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!