Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”