Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Q: Who invented viagra?
A: Mr Hardick of course!
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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