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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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