Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.