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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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