When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.