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Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.
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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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