Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.
I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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