Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.
A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"
"Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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