Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.