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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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