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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 51.52 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.52 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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has 51.47 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.47 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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