A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)