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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
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Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Man, to friend, ‘My wife makes terrible demands for money. Two weeks ago she asked for £50. Last week she wanted £100, and yesterday it was £150.’ Friend, ‘What does she do with it all?’ Man, ‘I don’t know. I never give her any.’
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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. ‘One thing about Jim,’ his buddy said to the bartender. ‘He knows when to stop.’
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