Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.