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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 51.32 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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