Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.” “Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.