When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.