Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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