Susie was having her monthly bleeding and she asked little johnny for his advice!! Little johnny Said Well i think i figured out ur problem!!!! SOME RIPPED OFF YOUR BALLS
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!