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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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