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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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