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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Having gone to his secretary's apartment, Mr. Biggs was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning. "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife. "Honey!" he began, "Don't call the cops and don't pay the ransom." "I escaped!"
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