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There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 50.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 50.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.78 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: sex
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I fell in love with my wife at second sight. The first time I didn’t know she had money.
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: marriage
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
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