What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.