What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.