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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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