The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant. "Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.