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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Two friends talking: "What's up?" "My wife left me for my best friend.." "I thought I was your best friend..." "Now he is."
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Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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