Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report." Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.