Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Vote:
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
Vote:
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?
A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Vote:
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Vote:
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Vote: