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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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