Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. "I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately. The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man." She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Did you hear about the drunk who thought Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name?
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.