Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Did you hear about the gay French General?
He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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