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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.61 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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