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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. "I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately. The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man." She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Did you hear about the drunk who thought Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name?
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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