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A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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