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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? A: A undercover cop.
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