Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!