Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.