What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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