What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.