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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’
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A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes that he has dropped his keys. He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping around beneath a lamppost. A policeman asks what he’s doing. "I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk. "Then why are you looking for them under the lamppost?” asks the puzzled cop. "Because,” says the drunk, "that’s where the light is.”
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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