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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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‘If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.’
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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