Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.