When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog perform other tricks?'. 'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'. Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed. The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the dog, 'OK. Just ONE more time, let me show you how it's done".