Best jokes ever

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, car
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: winter, bird, travel, geography
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, women
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking? TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that? TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank. CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out? TECH: I'm not sure I understand? CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Why is it that when a man talks nasty to a women it’s sexual harassment, but when a women talks nasty to a man it’s £3.99 a minute?
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money