Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.