Why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!