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North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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