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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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