Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.