Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks.
On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club.
When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said:
"Mine is 10 inches long"
The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing:
"Here isn't a suitable place for you."
The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.