What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?
A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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