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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 48.02 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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