Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.