An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker.
The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!"
He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one.
Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!"
Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
I’m proud to say I made my money the old-fashioned way.
My dad left it to me in his will.
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Vote:
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"