Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."