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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry
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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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