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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Did you hear about the policeman who found a stolen car on Acacia Street? He pushed it onto Park Street – he couldn’t spell Acacia.
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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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What’s black and tan and looks great on a lawyer? A Dobermann pinscher.
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What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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